I’ve been at our lake property this week.

We call it a cottage, but I’ve been told referring to it as such makes it sound grander than it is and makes me sound a little uppity.

So, let’s just say I’m at my place by the lake.

My cabin.

Our lake property.

Whatever. You get the idea.

I hoped that my being alone up here for a few days would translate into me getting a lot of writing and editing done.

Which was an excellent plan until I realized after I arrived that I had forgotten the power cord for my laptop at home.

Argh.

And then, while I was watering the planters on our dock last night, I dropped my phone in the lake.

Double argh.

Sigh.

So since over the span of three short days I’ve disabled both electrical devices I use for writing, I’ve now decided that these mishaps must be a sign from the universe that it doesn’t want me to write right now.

Yup, I’m now thinking a greater force must be trying to tell me to just disconnect and relax for a few days.

You know what else?

There’s plenty of wine and cookies at my lake place.

So, since I can’t write, I’m going to spend my time consuming copious amounts of both of these. At least I’m going to until I can get a new phone and my husband shows up with my power cord.

Sounds like a solid plan, right?

Right.

Who wants to join me?