It’s Family Day where I live. And yes, that’s a real holiday here.
So, in the spirit of the day I thought I’d give you a few jokes that center on my love of all things family.
A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long.
The husband responded, “When we were first married we came to an agreement. I would make all the major decisions and my wife would make all the minor decisions. And in 60 years of marriage we have never needed to make a major decision.”
Or in the words of the great, Mark Twain:
“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
Enjoy the day off and your family, everyone!
